It doesn't mean we're not sexually attracted to you, we just need the mental images to take it up a notch.
If fathers really are passing the secret knowledge of turning yourself into a gurgling water fountain down to their sons, is there any point to it other than being gross and asserting some kind of feral masculinity? Not in an irrational or psycho way, just a bit to show you're protective and you care.
Each partner should be comfortable with and enthusiastically consent to this type of activity before doing it.
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Certainly not the boys who are shooting their urine into their own mouths, smelling and tasting the asparagus they had for dinner.
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